deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(Reblogged from princecatfood)

copronymousdoesnotforgive:

soozblog:

coelasquid:

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

My chief issue with the Shawshank Redemption was that it wasn’t as sincere and emotional as Kung Fu Panda 2.

Yyyyeah, there’s a lot of good kid movies but then there’s also utter drek like Spy Kids and all that. Some movies are good. Some movies are not good. Demo and genre have nothing to do with it.

Good adult movies:
Trainspotting
Blade Runner
Pulp Fiction
Brother from Another Planet
Wall-E
The Iron Giant

Bad kid movies:
Star Wars prequel trilogy

why do so many people think I was serious

just why

(Reblogged from copronymousdoesnotforgive)

picopalkelolee:

adventure time

(Reblogged from picopalkelolee)

my dog keeps twitching in his sleep and kicking me

my dash is literally overflowing with Comic Con right now.

Not surprisingly, 99.9 percent of it is Benedict Cumberbatch.

made a blackberry cheesecake. finally made use of those pesky blackberry bushes growing in from our neighbor’s yard.

as-thin-as-fuck:

why can’t I stop laughing

(Source: nobbiedanger)

(Reblogged from bruce-banner-twerking)

Anonymous said: I don't know you, I don't follow you, nor have I ever seen any of your posts. I just saw your URL on my dash. But hey I hope you have a good week and keep your head up. Whatever you're dealing with is going to be ok. Just relax and love life alright?

okay. not really dealing with too much right now, but thank you anyway.   :)

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

(Reblogged from princecatfood)
anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

(Source: nvne)

(Reblogged from ironicstrifes)
did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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a hero

did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

Source

a hero

(Reblogged from did-you-kno)

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(Reblogged from ruinedchildhood)